Tuesday, November 20, 2012

A few things you might want to know...

...before coming on the road with the Tyler Ward Band.

1. Sometimes abbreviations just aren't enough. Which is why, more often than not, we just end up using the first letter (even if it doesn't save us any syllables).

"Hey bro, let's go grab some d." [dinner]
"I really need some s." [sleep]
"I am gonna punch you right in the f." [face]

When you think you're ready, start trying to one-letter multiple words per sentence. That's when things really get crazy.

2. Offstage Entertainment. House, MD. Happy Endings. White Collar. Homeland. Go On. New Girl. Friday Night Lights. TV? Yeah, we like the good kind.

3. Insanity. Gotta try to stay in some sort of shape out on the road. I'm sure there have been a few hotel cleaning crews that have shared some interesting stories with their families over dinner the past few weeks.

4.  Açaí Bowls. The breakfast, lunch, snack time & dinner of champions.

5. Fairway Solitaire. If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand.

6. Do what Murph says. Everyone else does. 

7. Asus is pronounced "A-seuss". And it's not a laptop. It's an "ultrabook."

The rest of it? I'm pretty sure you'll figure it out as you go.

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